Young Danny Fenton, he was just 14,
When he found his parents' old weight machine.
It was designed for bulk, for gains obscene
(He's gonna catch the ball 'cause he's Danny Fenton!)
When their goals didn't work, his folks, they just quit,
But then Danny tried it out, started using it,
The youngster got big fast, everything just changed,
His musculature got all rearranged!
(Fenton! Fenton!)
Now when he gets up, he loves his size,
He has jet-black hair, and piercin' blue eyes.
He can play football, made the team first try,
He has a bigger physique than the other guys.
Big arms, huge pecs, hung below the belt too,
Happily gets all the girls and he makes them swoon,
Can't beat his might, top dog at school!
He's gonna catch the ball, 'cause he's Danny Fenton,
Gonna catch the ball, 'cause he's Danny Fenton,
Gonna catch the ball, 'cause he's Danny Fenton!
How has it been nineteen and a half years and we still have super-obvious ways to make a buff Danny that have not been done yet? Or at least, ways that feel obvious in my mind. This concept's been in my head for a few years now, and there are a lot of clever touches in here that I think are worth appreciating.
